Rag Times

yaldabaoth asked: Who would win in a fight between Xabe and Tiger Friend?

For those who don’t know me, Xabe is my corgi, and Tiger Friend is John’s cat (and John, himself, strikes a tenuous balance between my bestie, and my sworn nemesis—it’s an Anakin/Obi-Wan thing).

As for my answer, I would most assuredly answer that Tiger Friend would win. Not only did my dog fail to protect me this year from an invading Krampus—she hid behind a chair the whole time—she also had the misfortune of living with a feline hellbeast for the first two years of her life. Because of this fact, whenever she sees a stray kitty on the streets, she makes a very deliberate point in avoiding it.

I would still take her with me in a Zombie apocalypse, though, even if she cuts my survival rate in half.