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May 13
pica: Freak accident. Ouch. via malty This is amazing but: Since the hippo swallowed and didn’t chew, couldn’t the dwarf be extracted before the digestive juices did too much damage? I imagine the ringleader looked at the hippo and decided it would be cheaper to get a new dwarf, rather than get a new hippo. All dwarves take note: carry hand grenades with you to excise yourself a la Boba Fett in the Sarlaac pit. Edit: Just found out the story is false. I still recommend that dwarves carry grenades. There are a lot of places that little people can fall into.

pica:

Freak accident. Ouch.

via malty

This is amazing but:

  1. Since the hippo swallowed and didn’t chew, couldn’t the dwarf be extracted before the digestive juices did too much damage? I imagine the ringleader looked at the hippo and decided it would be cheaper to get a new dwarf, rather than get a new hippo.
  2. All dwarves take note: carry hand grenades with you to excise yourself a la Boba Fett in the Sarlaac pit.
Edit: Just found out the story is false. I still recommend that dwarves carry grenades. There are a lot of places that little people can fall into.
• Posted by: buchino buchino • Found via: pica reticent magpie
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    This is amazing but: Since the hippo swallowed and didn’t chew, couldn’t the dwarf be extracted before the digestive...
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    While hilarious, this story is false. A true fact about hippos: they are also known as River Horses, though they are...
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    Wow…I’m speechless
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